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My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a
bad name.
Patrick Murray
99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
Anon
Homer: Moe, I need your
advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
(Joey runs out of the bar sobbing)
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
From The Simpsons
It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
Anon
"It's never an insult to be called what somebody
thinks is a bad name. It just shows how poor that person is, it doesn't
hurt you."
Atticus Finch
It`s my real name. My mother`s name is Rose Rock. It
was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock,
Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me MISTER Rock.
Chris Rock
"There is only negative equity in a bad name. When the
name is bad, things tend to get worse. When the name is good, things tend to
get better."
- Al Reis and Jack Trout
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